The United Socialist States of Ajit Pailand is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.608 billion Ajit Pailandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Ajit Pailandian economy, worth 28.5 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 17,708 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, surveillance cameras are banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ajit Pailand's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ajit Pailand is ranked 152,023^rd in the world and 3,060^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 558.41 on the Gilded Widget Scale.